Tuesday, November 23, 2010

2010 Baja 1000 Ensenada to Lapaz!







It always seems to be cold when I leave for Baja, sure enough it was 18 degrees when I left work to throw my gear in a bag and head south. I had just gotten back from the Lucas Oil race in Vegas the previous weekend, and had scrambled on Monday to prep my bike and get the spares in a pile. Everything was good to go except the 110/90-18 rear tire I had to run. I had my concerns and I was also trying a new rear tire a Dunlop MX-71. Let me say, even with the small size it was AMAZING!.
Jess picked me up and we got the stuff situated. After a few around town errands for ice, fuel and supplies we were off. There was plenty to talk about on the drive south, we got the pre run plan down, places to stay down, sat phone plan down. We had a good plan based on all the problems we have had in the past and dealing with as many of them as possible.

(Baja Rule: Never pass a gas station without filling up)

The trip across the border was uneventful and soon we were traveling south towards San Felepe. As the sun set we crossed the Mexican desert and soon we were in San Felepe. Jess had lined up a place to stay in SF and frankly it was the best of the trip. Jim Greene and his wife are American expat’s now living full time in San Felepe. They have built a house, garage and Casita (guest house) and are open to their friends, and friends of friends stopping by to stay for races and motorcycle rides. Jess and I stayed in the Casita which was a room about 15 by 15 with a shower and bathroom. Plenty of space for 2 or three people. The weather was comfortable and the temps were mellow. The humidity was similar to home on the Gulf that was nice. The first night we met an Austrailian guy who I can’t remember his name who was solo riding the race along with some of Jim’s friends who were doing pit support. Jim and his wife left the next day and we had the run of the place for a couple day’s of pre running.

(Baja Rule: You never have enough gas to make it there and back.)

Day one of pre running we drove Jess to where the pavement ends. Yeah the pavement actually ENDS and there is just dirt after that. He did his 100 plus mile section with plans to spend the night in Bay of L.A. I drove back to San Felepe (80 miles) and took on the SF rock whoops for the first and second time. It wasn’t that bad, but I knew race day it was going to be brutal. Interestingly enough just Jess and I were on this trip so we had no chase truck driver. I rode back to SF on the pavement twice to run the section which wasn’t a big deal, but the wind was blowing about 40mph south and west. Combine that with the 60+ mph transit speeds and you have a rough ride back.
I finished my day, filled the bike with gas (for the 2nd time) cleaned up and then filled the truck with gas for the next day. You never know when a Pemex (Mexican gas station) may run out of fuel so it’s a good idea to get it when you can. I stopped back by to check out the jacuzzi at the front of the place were we were staying, and on a hunch went back to see if by chance Jess had decided to ride back to SF. Sure enough Jess had ridden his moto the whole way back to SF after freezing his butt off pre running down to Bay of L.A. and back. He said he stopped at Coco’s corner and Coco said he cold sleep in a camper shell for 20 bucks if he wanted. Jess rode the rest of the way back instead. We got some good Mexican food at a nice little place for $4.50 a plate out the door and finished the night in the hot tub relaxing sore muscles.

(Baja Rule: GPS units fail in Baja, and distances on maps are “relative”)

It’s so quiet in San Felepe and at Jim Greene’s compound that we ended up asleep early most days. This resulted in waking up early, very early usually. We were up and on the road by 6:30 the next day to pre run from San Matias to San Felepe. Jess did his section of San Matias Wash to down along side Highway 3 and I did my section. Down the powerline road (whoops) to the silt whoops then onto the Diablo drylake. For those of you who have never been on a dry lake, or on the Salada (like Diablo but bigger) it is basically flat and straight for tens of miles. You can sit with your moto in top gear wide open for as long as you want or are willing. You can see the mountains on either side, but ahead and behind is just flat until the earth curves away. My dry lake section was about 10 miles long. I ran it at about 80% which means 85 to 90mph for quite a while. It ends with a couple miles of silt bed then sand whoops up hill to Zoo Road. Silt is another thing. If you can picture talc powder but brown and bottomless. You hit it and it can be inches deep, or over your bars deep. I went into a couple sections that were over the front tire and quickly got out of them and into the bushes to the sides. Into the sand bumps and the onto Zoo Road. Zoo is a fast road when your bike is set up right. Mine was and I ran it at about 80mph until it turned left and the course turned right.
Run a few bumps (4-5 miles) and then into SF to meet Jess at the Pemex. In Baja you usually meet at gas stations. We packed it in for the day and went to the Greene compound it was 10:30 A.M.! We spent the rest of the day finding the best way through San Felepe on race day, checking out the water front, and e-mailing home. Baja is a funny place, there is not much phone coverage, and minimal internet so you go to Internet CafĂ©’s. We did this a couple times, which is a challenge because you need to be able to read Spanish to change the internet into English! Fun times. We got some taco’s and then hit up the hot tub again. It’s amazing how a soak in the hot tub can make the next day hurt a lot less.

(Baja Rule: Estimate how long it will take to get some place, then multiply by the number of riders in your group)

Sunday. Jess doesn’t ride on Sunday, so I didn’t ride either. Instead we went to Church. I have never been to a Mormon church, and especially a Mormon church in Mexcio. It was interesting hearing and trying to decipher the Spanish and then hearing both Spanish and English when what I assumed to be another American guy translating for the English in the crowd. It was really uneventful and interesting and soon we were spiritually charged. We got some lunch at the same place for $4.50 a plate and then took a nap. Yeah, we actually just took a nap and chilled out. Later that night we went to the restaurant in front of the place we were staying and watched the Cardnals loose, again. Another early night and early morning to come.

(Baja Rule: If you don’t have lights, the sun will go down before you get back to camp)

Monday we were again, up early and leaving San Felepe for a few days. It was sad to leave our comfortable Casita for an uncertain place to stay. We drove up through San Matias and through Valle de Trinidad. Our day prerun was to start at RM80. Jess was going to run his section then I was going to ride 40miles to Ojos Negros and ride my 40miles back to the truck. Everything went fine with Jess’s section but 15miles away from the truck my bike just quit. It did the same thing last year and I had a feeling after making sure it was getting fuel that it had roasted either the Stator or Regulator/rectifier AGAIN! While looking at it two Mexican guy’s stopped and asked if I needed help. I asked them to stop and tell Jess that I was broke. I gave them a good description of the truck and how to find it. Now in Baja if you just say, “yeah the white 4 door truck with the motorcycle by it” you will get laughed at. That’s literally what about 400 people look like down there on any given Baja 1000 week. Now describe an old ugly reliable Blue Yamaha and a white truck and exactly where it is, now you get some were.
Jess arrived in about the time it would take for the two guy’s to get there and relay the message, load the bike and get there. I had a plan, due to having this problem before I had brought a spare stock stator. Jess went and did his section again and in 45 minutes I swapped the broken stator for a stock one. What a surprise, the Honda fired right up. When Jess got back, I rode the rest of the way to Ojos Negros and pre ran my section. It was kind of miserable because it seemed like EVERYONE was running that section. I got caught behind a pro quad and sucked dust for about 45 minutes. Yuck! It was the first time I was dirty in 4 days!
We finished the day with tacos at Poblano’s which is the best tacos in Baja. Now I mentioned that our accommodations were a little loose in Ensenada and Monday night sure enough our place to stay didn’t work out. Back to our old staple of Estero Beach but we had a problem. Jess had sent most of his sleeping gear to Bay of L.A. in a chase truck, and neither of us had brought a tent due to the plan of sleeping in houses and garages. Well Ensenada is on the West coast of Baja, the temperature is usually about 65 as a high and it’s always humid. We were staying about 4 FEET! Above sea level and the marine layer fell in and it was so thick I think I swam to the bathrooms at one point. We slept outside, on our cots in our half ass sleeping bags with extra clothes on to try to stay warm. Everything was soaked by 6:00 when I finally couldn’t take it and got up to pre run.

(Baja Rule: Always carry spares, you WILL need them.)

After spending a night in a soaking wet sleeping bag it was a pleasure to wake up and ride the first 40 miles of race course out to Ojos Negros. It was still getting light out when I hid the dirt at 7:10 (about my start time) and as I climbed the hills out of Ensenada the moisture diminished and the sun came up. I was the only one out for the whole ride out to Ojos and back to Ensenada that I saw on a moto. It was a really pretty ride but fast and dangerous all the same. There was plenty of wash outs and off cambers to deal with along with high speed sections and water crossings. (Most of this is I have video of race day). The ride on the course is about 1/10th as dangerous as the ride back to town through traffic. Traffic in Baja is where the danger is. Trucks hauling everything imaginable, pre run traffic, Mexicars (if you have seen one you know what I mean). On the race course ‘most’ people are traveling the same direction.
I was back in Ensenada by 10:15 showered up at Estero, and then Jess and I went to registration. The day before Tech and Contingency registration is a breeze. It took all of about ten minutes. (2 hours the next day normally). We hung out there and watched a few videos for an hour or two while we waited for our friends with Potts Racing to show up (our place to stay). Eventually they did and we got lined up on the house we were to stay at. We got our stuff picked up from Estero Beach. (We had left it with Doc Erickson who was going to race Class 4 before he got screwed by Preadator Cars. Doc was a friend from the previous Baja 500.)

(Baja Rule: Cash ONLY in Baja)

We found the house that Craig Potts of Potts Racing had lined up and offered to let us sleep in the garage with his Trophy Truck. We hung out and bs’d with him and his crew as everyone started to show up. Jesse James (West Coast Chopper, Monster Garage) showed up in his prerunner after a day on the course and his crew and TT showed up soon after. We all sat around the bombed out house until everyone was there bs ‘n with Jesse, Craig and getting to know everyone until it was time for more tacos. We all piled into two pickups and went to the local taco stand.
When we were driving in Jess and I saw what seemed to be a Zebra. Well, the “Zebra” showed up while we were eating taco’s with a Mexican owner and a little dog attached. Turns out the Zebra was a donkey that had been bleached white, then painted with a spray can to resemble a Zebra. He put on quite a show with one of the crew actually riding the thing. Lots of laughs and pics were taken. Soon we were back at the house and it was time to sleep. Jess and I were down early, the rest of the crew was up until late stomping on the floor it seemed.

(Baja Rule: When the light starts to flash green, just stop, you are American and will get a ticket)

Tech and Contingency is a total zoo. Probably 30,000 people spread out over 2 city blocks, race trucks, bikes, vendors, kids, giant Tecate cans, loud music, and Mexican promo girls (skin tight outfits surrounded by Mexican men who evidently have never seen such a thing). The first couple times I did tech I liked it, not any more. It’s just too much. I know it’s where the money and promotion is done, but it gets a bit old having countless people with their heads screwed on backwards slam into you because they can’t handle all the mental input. Again, evidently the Mexican men have never, ever seen anything like the scantily clad promo girls.
We had received the race bike earlier that day and got it through Tech. Its really easy for bikes, Score (the promoter) basically doesn’t care about bikes. They tag the frame, tag the motor and send you packing. The dumb thing is they want you to have a first aid kit. A box of band aids counts which really isn’t going to do much. During the race if it can be fixed with a band aid, it probably doesn’t need a band aid. We got the bike done and met up with Baja Pits who was doing our pit support for fuel. We got lined out on where they were going to be for our sections and after more Poblano’s Taco’s we went back to Pott’s house to prep the bike to race.
A couple hours of bike prep (Bridgestone Tubes in both the front and rear with a n extra tube in the front, fluids, pressures and double check on all the bolts and it was bed time for me. My stomach had been upset for 2 days and I needed to try to sleep. It wasn’t to be. I spent most of my night in the bano and not sleeping.

(Baja Rule: Poblano’s isn’t open on Tuesday’s)

Race day. We left the house at 4:45 to make the almost hour drive to the start. Jess dropped me off and headed to RM 78 our first rider change. Traffic gets crazy on race day and we have had a hard time making it to these places before. No chances were to be taken missing a rider change. In case you didn’t figure it out, it was just Jess and I. We had to drive the truck, ride our section, drive the truck to the next section and so forth.
I found my place in line, they actually have a slot marked out on the ground in chalk for your bike. There was a lot of people in front of me. The first bike left the line at 6:30, I left at almost 7:15. They leave every 30 seconds so you do the math.
Finally I was at the line 30 seconds to go, GoPro on, GPS on, Honda roaring. My muscles were tense but my anxiety was totally gone. I was about to leave the starting line of the Baja 1000 on a moto. A peninsula run no less. I was EXCITED! My music was plain though the ear phones I had literally taped to my head. I smarted off to Sal Fish and soon the Green Flag droped.
I dropped the clutch on the Honda and the race started for us. Tens of thousands of people lined the course for miles. It doesn’t matter if you are first or 40th they all scream the same for you. I work through the dew soaked streets and drop into the dirt wash that runs up through Ensenada. My Bridgestone tires strain for traction as I feel out a moto that I have never ridden. It doesn’t like to go straight I find, and 5th gear is a bit tall. I splash through puddles and spray mud as I launch off the Red Bull Jump wide open in 5th gear. I hit the ground and it’s wide open again. The red Honda and I are looking for something to pass.
I find my first victim, then the next. I make it up through the foot hills of the city and around the puddles the locals have dammed up. The people trying to funnel me into the mud get roosted with no remorse. The sun is soon coming up and the resulting dust of 40 plus motorcycles lingers and makes it hard to see. I pass a few more people and climb out of the costal city into the hills. I make passes through the sketchy washed out lines that riding in Flagstaff gets you use to . Soon I am on the straight away to Ojos Negros in 5th gear and making good time. Once on the farm road in Ojos I find that the Gps I was to use for speed control in the 60mph zones isn’t working. I mess with it going about 50 and get passed. Screw this, I just follow the other guy who is doing about 60 a bike length behind until the pavement. I get the Gps to work for about a mile but soon I am back in the dirt and hauling the mail.
A few high speed rollers then a turn, another high speed roller that includes a flight of about 100’ and another turn. Soon I am blazing up a wash and again into the sun. I charge too hard and blow a turn. As I look back to the trail and dump the clutch I see 2 other guy’s blew the same turn before me. Charging up a rocky hill the Honda decides to turn right and ride off the course. (this becomes normal for this bike and I have missed my Honda for 60 miles now). Through the rocks and back on track. I get a few more people in the rough sections and soon I am on the sand speedway of RM 70 to RM 78. I make the first pit and rider change as far as I can tell pretty close to first or second sportsman bike. Jess gets on and I dive under the thing to try to mellow out the suspension. I brief Jess on the GPS and other issues with the bike and he is off.
Now another race is on, as I have mentioned Jess and I don’t have a chase truck driver. I throw about half my gear off into the truck, grab a drink and start down the road. Jess has a dirt section then an almost 30 mile pavement speed controlled section. I park the truck about 50yds past where the course re enters the road and wait. Jess appears and I get the truck in front of him and pace time to the top of San Matias wash. Now I have to race down to our rider change. No big deal even with traffic. I make it about 5 minutes before Jess and am ready to go when he gets there. I get on the bike that is now stalled and push the starter button. Nothing happens and the head light is out. Screw it I think and kick it and it runs.

(Baja Rule: If it can break it will break and at the worst time possible)

I finish the section along Highway 3 and blaze in 5th gear down the access road to the powerline whoops. I never saw Baja Pits on the road, but I was going 85mph or so. I start into the bumps and the stress and adrenaline of the morning combined with no sleep has seemed to have caught me. I feel horrible in the bump section and slow. I make it to the check pt at the dry lake and start across the flat. A couple days before I ran this section on my bike with no fear and total control. The set up on this race bike is so uncomfortable that I won’t risk running faster than about 85 for fear of it literally falling out from under me. I make it to the silt and survive it. The sand whoops up to Zoo Road seem worse, but it’s just me and this bike set up not being comfortable.
I make to Zoo Road and it feels like I have a flat. Every little bump or rock I hit results in the bike almost crashing out from under me. I can’t run faster than about 60 without eating shit. Finally I make it to the San Felepe whoops and kick it up a notch. My shoulders which were burning have loosened up now and I am running faster. I catch another bike and we race to the Baja Pits in SF. Pulling into the pit it’s just chaos everywhere. There are bikes and quads, people, pit crew, spectators and cops. I sit for a minute with nobody bringing fuel and finally start screaming for fuel and a screw driver. I get fuel but no screwdriver and finally just ride off into the most miserable section of my day.
The bumps start about 5 miles out of San Felepe and last to check 3. Honestly 20 or so miles of miserable rock whoops that have been torn up by 30 or so bikes in front of me. I am on a bike that likes to swap out randomly and won’t run on top of the whoops without super human effort. I get my but kicked in the sand whoops and then hit the powerline road. It’s so rough that I am in a half crouch half sitting half standing trying to keep the bike under me and keep it pinned in 5th. My life flashes before my eyes a couple times before the section turns into rock whoops.

(Baja Rule: Never give up, never ever give up)

Riding through the rock whoops is kind of like doing squats, calf raises, lat bar pulls, and pull ups all at the same time over and over again. I take some then rest, take some more then rest. No body passes me after I leave the pit in San Felepe. The rock whoops seem to go on forever. Every time I think they are over I come over a rise and there is just an endless trail straight ahead of me disappearing into the distance of rock whoops. I don’t give up and keep up the same pace the whole way finally making it to check 3 and the pavement. A short ride of pavement and I am at the next Baja Pits and a ride change.



I am met by Jim Greene who is offering me food and water. Fuel is dumped and I ask “where is Jess”. Jim say’s “he’s not here go, go, GO!” I go no where. I stick to the plan. Jess walks up and I brief him on the problems with the bike. No GPS, No headlight, hand guards a mess, steering stabilizer doesn’t work, suspension is still harsh, electric starter doesn’t work, but other than that its good. We swap the Sat phone and spot tracker to his pack, and He is off. Now for anyone else their day may be over, but not me. I sprint to Jess’s truck huck my gear off into the front seat and take off to catch Jess and pace him the 45 miles to the end of the pavement. I catch him a few miles later after a couple close encounters of the “dip” kind. (in Baja bridges are expensive, the road follows the terrain and that includes cross washes or “dips”, if you hit them at 45mph in a truck you are going to fly). I catch Jess and pace him to Puertocitos and the end of the pavement. We communicate with hand signals through the ride and make a decision to fix the light when we stop at the dirt. It’s an easy fix although hoakey (female spade connector for male terminal connector, which is how we got it.) some electrical tape and Jess was off to Bay of L.A.
I sat and waited to see the next sportsman bike show up about 5 minutes later. I then drove back to the Baja Pits and sat with Jim for a few minutes resting and proceeded to change out of my riding clothes. Jim went home and I went to Check 3 to wait for the first TT’s to come through. Vidosola, Norman, Baldwin through Check 3 and I was satisfied. Back to SF where Jim and I watched the race for a bit on the Spot Tracker then went out for the best fish tacos in San Felepe. Back to Jim’s compound to watch the Spot tracker progress. The challenges began to happen to our race soon after.

(Baja Rule: Never drive at night)

The Spot tracker shut off at 5:45 pm but not after showing the bike not moving much for about 40 minutes. I made some calls on our sat phone to get the next pit to turn the tracker back on but they didn’t under stand. At this point my race was over and I went to sleep exhausted. It was the best sleep I had in 4 day’s. (Since the last time I was at the Casita).
The next day we watched the progress and info trickled in. Jess showed up as expected at about 11:30 after riding his trusty Blue Yamaha 426 almost 200 miles backwards on the course after all the race traffic had passed. He had found the fuel that had been stashed by Jim almost a week earlier, and also had found other friends to haul his gear bag most of the way back. It turns out he had not slept most of the night due to noise and not having a place to stay.
We left for home on Friday turns out before the bike had crossed the finishline in Lapaz. We were almost back in the states by the time they did but that is another person’s story to tell.

(Baja Rule: Beware of the White Horse)

This was the best Baja trip as of yet. It was hard not having extra people to chase for us, but it did make things move a lot faster. I hope to get back soon and see my Baja friends and ride in some of the funnest and most unforgiving terrain in the world.

P.s.

Baja Travel Warning: Caution the tacos are so good and tasty you will put on ten pounds eating them and empty your wallet to get more. The people are so friendly you will not want to leave. Caution the riding here is so addictive that you will never want to go home and you will spend countless hours and peso’s coming back and enjoying it. Danger, the military checkpoints and the people that operate them are super friendly. They will gladly take a sticker if offered and they really enjoy all the energy drinks that you can provide them. Caution everyone helps everyone else out in Baja, for those of you uncomfortable asking for help, or helping you should stay home. Danger, the food in Baja is so cheap when you get home and pay $10 for two ice cream cones at Baskin Robbins you may end up in jail for loosing it in the parking lot.

Nobody was Shot, killed, raped, robbed, murdered, maimed, damaged, extorted, stabbed, abducted, accosted, insulted, or otherwise harmed during our visit to Baja. (unless you count how abused my poor Honda is right now)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Blowing Bubbles: 09 Baja 500

A Baja Adventure.

Sitting in bar waiting for mid term results just shaking 1130:
I’m sitting in a bar just shaking. I had just taken my Paramedic mid term, I was suppose to be on my way to Mexico an hour and a half ago. If I don’t pass this test, I am out of medic class, 9 months wasted. I am sitting here just shaking. Finally Jerry walks in and sits down. He starts spouting out grades in no particular order. Finally mine hits. Passes, Thank you Jesus

Driving thorough Camp Verde redirect to LA: I am about an hour into my drive south. Just outside of Camp Verde. I am pulled out of my trance of the drive by the ring of my phone. On the other end of a cordless conversation is Jess. During the morning’s pre-run, a front shock on the car had been torn off. He asked if we could go to Los Angeles first and pick up a shock and some parts from one of Trav’s friends shops. When I left the house that morning I had put on a Starlight Customs t shirt. Now I was on my way to their shop which I had never been, in a town that I have not been to in 20 years.
We pull into Starlight, correct that, we are guided in by yet another cordless telephone conversation. 2400hrs. Jack looks like Trav’s twin. It’s been ten years. Things are just weird. Starlight has a nice place right in the middle of the Gasoline Alley. Old school hot rod business here. It’s a good shop, and they have been building many a hotrod in the last few months. We are on a mission, so we say our good by’s and head to Garden Grove.
Garden Grove. We pull our ski masks on as we pull up to King Shocks. By far the best off road shock builder there is. It’s 1 something in the morning, and we are digging through the bushes in front of their shop. We find two bag’s camouflaged with tan pain. It makes me wonder if they do this often. We have the shock parts, and we are headed to South once again.

Finding Travis C
Flash back to 1600hrs. I am in the annals of Phoenix. I am on the phone with Travis C. my co dawg for most of this adventure. I find his house quite uneventfully. He says his good by’s to his girlfriend and we are off to look for Sat phones

Finding sat phones in an unmarked room:
We are in Mesa, but we are lost. We are about a city too far to the north. We get on the freeway, and soon we are in Chandler looking for the Green door so to speak. We make a loop around a weird bar, and park in the complex looking for the magic Green door. After a short search we find a black door with a number 150 on it. We go inside, and make the first left through an unmarked door. Inside, the magic room was abuzz cubicles and clickitiy clack of keyboards. We are approached by a woman, we can see no one else. Soon she disappears and a very large man appears. He tells us our phones will be ready asap. We mull around the entry way. Not so much a waiting room. Just a mess, some cubicles and a bunch of techie stuff on the walls that I didn’t understand. What a strange place. We leave as quickly as we can and head west.


Phoenix construction:
I mention this because it sucks. It started in New River, and ended some were outside of Goodyear. It’s a mess, and quite constant.

Hitting a bf bird outside Goodyear:
We are hauling the mail. Doing about 85 just west of Goodyear on the 10. Traffic is clearing out. 2000hrs. Travis C and I are contemplating some pretty serious shit as we usually do when all of a sudden, !BAM! and bird feathers cover the windshield. I guess this is where I should mention the rules of a Baja trip. You need to have a couple of things to make it to Baja. First you need to leave late, usually at some outrageous hour to start off a 13 or 14 hr journey. Next you need an insane redirect of the trip which will add hours to the journey. Some were, usually a couple of hours into the trip you need an animal encounter. It could be donkey’s, it could be birds, you name it, but there must be an animal encounter. So you are driving all night and it’s utterly redicuouls but you stop some place to get gas, and you must run into some interesting people. Maybe it’s just a weirdo, this time is was a scam at a gas station at 2 in the morning by a couple of under age girls involving gas money. Last but not least, you need to get lost for a while in a Mexican town. We did this once in TJ, and for a while in Ensenada.

Cabazon: Casino’s and Wind
Now I had never driven from Phx to LA on the ten. This was an experience for me. Especially at night. You see, my little Jeep isn’t the most powerful thing out there, and some were near the Salton Sea the wind began to blow. It blew harder and harder, rocks were hitting the windshield as the rock music played. Soon I saw the lights of the casinos. I had not planned for casino’s nor did I stop at the casino’s. We just kept a true coarse and soon we were in familiar territory of Montclair and the familiar home of SoCal.

The Torrance connection:
Growing up in SoCal We always’ had dreams of racing off road. We would pretend to be racers, we would pretend to be Army men. My friends and my Cousins and I were pretty close. My brother and his friends were closer. You see it’s good to have friends. We try to put rides together throughout the year that pulls together the AZ and CA side of things. Sometimes it works, sometimes not. The thing about the friends we have is they will, as we will, pretty much do anything to help a brother out. If I have a buddy who is a thousand miles away and needs my help, I am on my way. These were these kinds of friends. Seeing Jack after ten years or so was a pretty big shock. I would have sworn it was my Bro Trav if I had been drinking. Same style, same mannerism. It was pretty much awesome. He’s got this cool little shop in Gasoline Alley were Hot Rods have been created for years. These are good people.

Scam Artists in Oceanside:
Travis C is a good person. Two girls in Oceanside are not so good. We stopped for gas and to meet up with Jesse K. at a Mobil in Oceanside. It’s pushing 3 a.m. This pathetic looking girl of 18 or so approaches Travis C with a story of loosing her wallet and needing gas money to get home. He puts ten bucks of credit on her pump and we walk out. Sitting in the jeep drinking some stay awake juice, I pull around and park so we can see them, but just to wait for Jesse K. who was about a half hour out. While we were in the store the clerk had mentioned that the girls in the SUV with Travis C’s gas money looked “familiar”. So we sit for about ten minutes, and the two crack babies pull off the pump, and around the back of the Denny’s next door. The gas station clerk walks out and tells us that they never pumped any gas and she thought they were pulling a scam. She offers Travis C’s ten bucks back, and he takes it. Things are looking better all around, that is unless you are an underage crack head scammer in Oceanside. We meet up with Jesse K, and haul it towards Mexico.


Getting Robbed at the border:
Let me be the first to say, UP YOURS YOU MEXICAN BORDER CROSSING GUARD PIECES OF SHIT. We are the lucky honky’s who get pulled aside and searched getting INTO Mexico. They swipe twenty bucks out of Travis C’s wallet as they riffle through our stuff. If we ever get into a war with Mexico, I will line up to shoot these bastards. Jesse K gets searched because he stops with us, and finally we are on our way south again. It’s 330am.

Lost in Ensenada
First off, in Mexico, they don’t try real hard to mark the road signs. They also have as much construction going on as does the Phoenix metro. We get lost within five minutes of being in Tijuana. We are racing through side streets and hauling through the ghetto. Dodging produce trucks, and trying to avoid the Mexican cops. Finally we drop out of the hilltop ghetto’s and onto the highway 1 toll road. Two tolls down and we are in Ensenada. It’s 500am. I miss the turn that continues Hwy 1 and end up in the ghetto’s of Ensenada at 5 in the morning. The only cars on the street are us and a couple of taxi’s. Finally we find the camp ground and put up our tents just as the sun is starting to rise

Day one, multiple motor swaps, and RG Tire balls to the face, greasy fingers:
Two hours after we go to sleep we are up and getting greasy working on the car. The crew has put a “New” motor in after they had used the motor built by F2 racing for the pre running that they did. The motor that was taken out was the same motor that we had in the Baja 1000, and it had run a few races since. There was 3 guys on the motor, 3 on the trans. And three working on fixing the front shock that broke. We got the motor in, but it would not start. We swapped some wiring and finally it started. BUT IT STARTED BANGING like crazy. Pass side cylinder was making a racket. Damn it, We took that “new” motor back out and 8 guys and 5 hours later the F2 motor was back in and the car was ripping around the short coarse track at Estero Beach.

Taco’s round one:
When in Mexico, you eat taco’s. Taco stand taco’s. Open air taco stands are every where. You sit down on a broken stool and watch anywhere from a 10yo kid to an 80yo woman cooking and flipping you as many taco’s as you can eat. Taco’s and only taco’s. That and warm Cola, or fruit soda. These would never fly in the states. They are open air, and taco’s are dirt cheap. The health department would never let it fly. The only bad thing is all you eat is taco’s and more taco’s. Let me tell you though, at 2 in the morning after a day of pre running, nothing is better than taco’s from a couple of 10 yo kids on the side of the road.

Tech/contingency/race/Andy Grider:
So we don’t get the car back together until well after dark. It’s on the day of the race, and we don’t have the car even entered in the race. We go to find the Score officials and get the car tech’d. The thing about most organizations is that if you show up, and are willing to pay, they will take your money and let you enter. It was less than 2 hours until the car was suppose to leave the line, and we are standing in line to get the car entered in the race, Score liscences and get the paperwork done to race. We pull it off. Funny thing is, as we are finishing, so is Andy Grider, one of Robbie Gordon’s co drivers. They were maybe an hour or less from start time. Just crazy times getting things done in the nic of time.

Jess and I pile in the Box Van (which you should remember from previous stories) an Isuzu NPR that just won’t die. We haul as much ass as we can out to RM 40 for our first pit.

RM 40 chaos
We set up at RM 40. The road crossing at Ojo’s Negros. It’s pandemonium. Probably ten thousand people cramming to watch the classes come across Highway 3. There are people driving the wrong way on the coarse, there are people running across the coarse while race trucks and cars are bearing down on them. It’s pure chaos. The trophy trucks are coming through two and three wide at 60mph in a left hand turn. Rocks are spraying, and the dust is flying. People are inches from getting killed. It’s purely a mess.
We find a spot in the parking lot that is this road crossing to try to pit on Hwy 3. Our car radio’s 5 minutes out and they think they have a flat. We can’t get a good spot, so we grab tools and 5 of us haul ass towards an open space on a Y in the road. Our car comes flying in. They are LEADING THEIR CLASS! We give the car a good look and there are NO FLATS! Nothing is wrong, the car is running perfect! We quickly finish our pit stop and get the hell out of the way. There are still vehicles coming on the coarse and we were in a dangerous place. We head back to the box van and wait to see the next UTV come through before we leave. The next car comes through maybe 5 minutes later. We kick the NPR into high gear and head toward RM 80.

RM 80: Pit chaos, Score official asshole:
We get to the next road crossing and the next pit at RM 80. The only spot we can find is about 110 ft from the pt were the coarse enters the road. We set up and a few of us go to the turn to watch for the car. A Score official starts to give us shit about parking too close to the road crossing. Our car comes in and this Score official that is suppose to be flagging traffic to stop comes over as we are pitting our car and starts yelling at us that we are going to be DQ’s NEXT YEAR!? What the heck whack job? We were just at the legal limit away from the corner. Piss off. Another UTV team that I won’t mention was just 20 feet to the left of where the coarse entered the highway. A couple of our crew were still near the corner, and the Score official never said a word to them! I guess that’s what happens when you are a big money team and you bend over for these Score guy’s. (I won’t even get into last years B1k, or the whole Trophy truck cheating thing) We get our car pitted, everything is working great! They were a few minutes behind another UTV, but our compeditor had some repairs to be made and we were in the lead again. Sweet. We wait a few minutes, and then we start the drive to the Borrego road crossing.

RM 84: Loosing Brent, blowing shocks, Shocks strapped to Jess, Chaos
“1086 race, to 1806 chase, do you copy?” “1806 chase, we have torn a front shock off the car after hitting a hole and need you to rebuild one of the torn up shocks from the pre run and get it to us on the coarse”.
I go to work rebuilding the shock that was broken on the pre run. Jess gets on the sat phone and tries to find Brent who has the Nitrogen to recharge the newly rebuilt shock. We can’t get a hold of Brent, but soon Joey and his crew in the chase truck come along and pull in to were we are parked. Jess sends them to catch Brent, who must have blown past us at RM 80. It took Joey to a few miles past Valley T to catch Brent and they all almost ended up in a crash trying to get stopped. Poor communication on every ones part, sorry to all involved.
I get the shock rebuilt, and Jess gets his ridding gear on. The blue bomber just became Afradium Chase One. Brent finally gets back and we charge the shock with nitrogen and use duct tape to strap the shock to the back of Jess. We wrap the tape around and around until the shock won’t move. We pile the parts into his pack and tape the rest to him. He heads up the trail on his bike, and we sit and wait by the radio.
It seems like hours pass until we heard something. “1086 race, we are back in the race heading towards the summit. “We’ll see you on the other side” and we head towards Valley T. An hour later we get a call on the sat phone. The car has lost 2 tires going over the summit and they need a chase truck to the dry lake. It’s a two hour drive at least to the Drylake, almost all the way to San Filepe. We send Joey and his crew with the truck and trailer back back towards the dry lake. They make it there just in time.

Dry Lake Action:
The car comes into the dry lake with three 29” tires, and one 39” tire from a Class one car. Going over the summit the car lost 2 tires, and came to a stop next to a class one car. They had some talks, and the class one car was out of the race so doing the Baja thing, they gave our guy’s one of their spares. The crew gets the last of the Tire Balls spares on the car, and they put an “AIR” spare on the car. Joey’s crew got them going, and gave us a call that they were moving. The car was heading into a seriously rough section, and had ten miles of silt to deal with. Only 40 miles though. It would take as much time for Joey’s crew to get to the Borrego road crossing for the driver change as it would for the car to get there. We make the decision for them to wait on the dry lake for 10 minutes to make sure the car gets going again before they leave.
It’s a good thing they wait because less than 20 minutes later the car gets stuck in the silt, and burns up the clutch. A good sam in a Unimog pulls them out of the silt, and the chase truck with trailer goes pounding through the desert AROUND the silt to get to the car to swap the clutch. Joey’s crew does their magic, and soon the car is on it’s way.
We wait in the dark not having eaten much that day waiting for the car.

Borrego Crossing: Helping out with lights, One 5/16 20 mexican motor swap
We are sitting at the Borrego road crossing and it’s just getting dark. A couple of cars are still bumping through, but not too many. A couple of UTV’s pass. We sit and wait. Still nothing. Soon a motor home stops and a couple of guy’s get out. They are waiting for their car, a 5/16 that has lost a tranny. Soon out of the desert comes a Toyota Tacoma pulling the 5/16. They are all but catching air pulling the car which looked like it was catching air. They pull in and 20 or so Mexican guy’s swarm in and start to work on the car. It’s getting dark so we offer up our lights so they can see. They just tear into the car with the owner/driver/mechanic is doing most of the work. It takes them two hours to swap the trans and soon they are back on their way. We set up our lights to prepare for our pit and soon we are sitting in the dark. I fall asleep for a while but soon I can’t sleep anymore. I sit and wait.

Borrego, in the car Getting it!
Finally the car pulls into the pit. It’s maybe 12 midnight. Time stopped making sense hours ago. John and Brian look like they just went through 12 hours of hell, which they basically did. Jess and I are beat after 12 hours of our own hell, but we have a mission to accomplish. We climb into the car and tighten down the belts. Soon we are off into the night, alone. There is not another light in sight after we leave our pit. Just Baja darkness, and a full moon. A couple of miles into our drive we get passed by a long lost 7S truck. Soon after it’s darkness again. Miles of bumps and darkness.
We start to see the signs for Mag 7 pits. These guy’s are our fuel stop. We are horribly behind, and I am fumbling with the radio to try to notify them we are soon to be parked in front of them. I can’t get the damn radio straight and we pull into their pit with the motor screaming. I lay on the horn to rouse the drowsy fuel crew. They stumble out and dump us fuel. We thank them and are off into the night.

Mikes Sky:
We make it through the next few miles an soon we are on the road towards Mikes Sky Ranch. “Get Some” I holler over the radio, and continue with my Left Right Left of reading the GPS map. That brings me to my job. I get the to read the GPS map, and reference it to what is going on in real life. Check the gauges, back to the GPS, Left, hard left, 180 right, left sweeper, the story goes on. I find my self trying to steer with the grab bar. I am twisting the motorcycle grips like the throttle on my 450, and trying to stay relaxed. Luckily for me I have done some miles with Jess before, and I wouldn’t want to be with any other driver.

Highway one:
Well not quite. About half way there we start to get radio traffic from the Box Van Crew. All of a sudden out of the darkness, we see the giant “Afradium Racing” on the side of the box van. I remembered this spot from my race last year in the 500. We blow by them, loop around, and pull up on the back side. The check out the car, and dump as much fuel as they can. Soon we are off into the night again


The rock hill battle:
RM 260 to RM 280 is pure misery. It’s basically bumps, silt, and hills that will eat our little car. This is the kind of stuff that rock crawlers enjoy. We keep the car in a low gear, and just bounce it off the rev limiter and try not to loose it getting up the hills. Up shift on the down hills into the bumps, then into first for the charge up the next hill. We endure this for about 5 miles, Then it’s more switch backs. Eventually the road straightens out and we are flat hauling ass. I am having a hard time telling which way to go on the course. The thing about Baja, is there are A LOT of lines, it’s hard to tell which one to take. We blow one or two corners, but we don’t get stuck and we stay on coarse. Soon we make it to Hwy 1 and we pick up the pace to within tenths of a mph of the 60mph limit. Soon we turn off the highway, and there is a check point. It’s pushing 3 in the morning, and we basically wake people up so they can count us. We continue on into the darkness, not another car in sight.

Silt bump battles:
The thing people will tell you about Baja is that Silt Sucks. We leave the check point and we know we have some serious silt in front of us. We come to the silt, put the car in first gear, and just put the pedal on the floor. It is rough as it gets, up and down hilly, and most of it is on a side hill. The car is going nose down then nose in the air. We are on the edge of a complete crash. We are just ridding it out, and trying not to get stuck. We can’t afford to smoke the clutch again. We need to maintain 35+ mph to finish within the time limit, and we are doing good. We make it out of the silt and back onto some of the roads. We are hauling ass again when we see a Mag 7 pits sign.
“Mag 7 pit, 1806 race” I holler over the radio. Nothing, I try another channel. Nothing. Finally I get them on the radio. They have about ten seconds before we pull into their pit. We get fuel and info from them about the beach section and beach silt. Soon we are off heading towards the coast.

Loosing the rack in the mountains after Highway 1:
We are flat hauling ass, 40mph plus through everything. Jess has the car dialed, and we are feeling good about getting the car to the next driver change. All of a sudden the car starts to shake side to side like we have lost a tire, then all of a sudden it makes a hard right turn. Jess slams on the brakes, and we come sliding to a stop headed off the side of the road and a 30 foot drop. Some how we come to rest with the drivers side hanging on by a hair to a dirt berm and the passenger side hanging over the edge of the drop. I crawl out, and basically fall. I grab onto the car and hang on. It’s too steep to crawl back up, so I just climb around. We check the damage.
The bolts that hold the tie rods to the rack and pinion have sheared off. We were lucky to say the least. We were lucky we didn’t ball the car up off a 30 foot cliff. We could have had it go south at 65mph in one of the straights and been stuck upside down in the car for hours. It broke, but we were lucky. We look for some way to repair the thing, but we are hopelessly stuck. Nothing to do but wait. We lean up against the tires and rest. A Tomcar comes by, and never lifts. A class one car comes by, at maybe 25mph. We sit in the dark trying to stay warm. Finally at 4 am the chase crew makes it to us. The Box Van is in San Vicente about 45minutes away. We jerry rig the rack, and put the car on the trailer. Our race is over, we are timed out as it is. I am asleep within minutes of being in the chase truck. I am flat wasted and tired.

On the trailer, back to Ensenada:
We meet the Box Van and we caravan back to Ensenada. The sun is coming up again as we make it into Ensenada. We all fall into our tents and sleep for as long as we can. It’s pretty much useless. It’s getting warm, and nobody can sleep. We get maybe 2 or 3 hours, and we are on our way home by noon.
We all stop at the vender row to hone our bartering skills. I chisel a guy down to 20 bucks for a sweatshirt and t shirt then we leave.

Hauling ass home, the border crossing race:
It’s hard to get into Mexico, and it harder to get out. Our caravan gets split up and we all end up in the fray to cross the border. All four cars in four different lines. There are street vendors on the white lines between the cars. Kids juggling, people selling all kinds of stuff. It’s pure chaos. A moving carnival is the only way to describe it.

A thin grey line: Stopping to sleep:
I have been driving for close to 13 hours. All I can see in front of me is a grey line that resembles a road way. I have been blowing bubbles for a couple of hours. This is worse than being drunk. Finally I give up and park on the side of the road and sleep. Two hours pass, and I can’t sleep anymore. It’s 3am. I just push on to home. I hit my bet at 4am. I sleep for a couple of hours and then wake up and start tearing down from the trip. I feel like the walking dead for a couple of days. It’s been a week, and I am still recovering. Chaos.

The Mental aftermath.

The hardest thing about Baja is not the physical part. It’s not the long drives, or the inconsistent food. What gets you, what messes you up is the Mental part. In Baja you have so many close calls. You live on the edge for so long that your mind just gets flogged. You spend long hours in dangerous terrain. You are in a foreign country were you don’t understand the language and you are trying to get things done. You have crooked cops and federallies screwing with you. You have all kinds of Americans and locals doing crazy shit putting you life in danger. Physically you can handle the stress, but mentally you get destroyed. If you added up all the close calls you may have in a lifetime and combine them into 4 days, that’s Baja.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Twist a Grip

I wraped up a 48 at the FD, and set into motion a plan that I had hatched a few weeks earlier. I cruised home, and loaded the 450 and all the schtuff I was going to need for the next couple of days into the truck. I rolled down to the Shop in Williams and loaded the bike into the trailer, and organized some stuff. Had a little challenge wiring the trailer lights and I was on my way.

I was rolling by myself, and had reserved myself to just getting there that day. So I kicked the seat back, listend to some music, and rolled west. My plan was to Pre rided the Parker 425 course from 07' on the 450. Stay the night at the Blue Water Casino. Drink a little, and eat some good food. Plan in motion, miles clicking by.

The sun came out some were along the way, and soon enough I was in downtown Parker, AZ. I thought to myself, screw it, I am going to get as many miles in as possible before the sun goes down. So I pull off on a little patch of dirt along Shea rd. and as fast as I humanly can put my gear on, and slam my head on the truck door in the process. As I pull my helment on I hear the roar of a V8 coming towards me. I look left to see a Ford Class 8 "Old School" race truck coming down the trail with a new Ford chasing and filming along Shea rd. Fun stuff. I dump the bike lock the truck, and twist a grip.

I let it rip down the sandy trail. Along side Shea rd. I bounce between 4th and 5th. My body is tight, I react slowly. The grabber monkeys almost get me a couple of times. I try to stretch out a bit, and roll down into a sand wash. (gravel mostly). I grab gears. Slow speeds don't work real well in soft sand. The bumps get big, and the terrain is crazy. I spend as much time in the air as I do on the ground. I gobble up 6 miles asap, and it is starting to get dark. I flip it arround and haul back towards the truck.
Coming out of the wash, I come up behind a dust clowd. I chase the dust and almost catch it as it pulls into a camp. It was another 8 truck. A little newer, and painted like the old Ford "Rough Riders". My arms are tired, my back aches. I cruise back to the truck, strip off gear, and pack it in for the day.
Check in to the Blue Water is uneventful. I quickly realize that this is the wrong time of year to be in Parker for entertainment. This place is kinda sleepy, and when it's cold, it kinda hibernates. I ditch the hotel for a Mexican food resturant that my dad and I went to quite a few year ago. There were chase trucks, and buggie haulers out front and back, so I figure it's a cool place. The food is good, the beer ok. I finish, and roll back to the hotel. Nothing is diggin, so I call it a night, and watch tv until a redicilus time at night. Couldn't sleep, adrenaline can be like crack.

Awake after the sun came up, I am in no hurry, I have plenty of miles ahead of me. Out to the dez, and find a good spot. Look at the map, look at the terrain, find a route. I haul up a sand wash, and then loop back towards town. The trail has been hit with a dozer, but is is still rougher than all hell. All I can think is how amazing the pro's are becaue they can flat haul ass through this stuf that I am suffering through. My body is sore, I ache, but I don't stop.
I bump and roll through the rocks, and eventually end up down closer to the river. I make a turn past a camp, and come up on some baby sand dunes. I can't resist the urge and I rip some big slash turns in them on the untrackd parts. I run up over the top of them and end up on another part of the course. I cruise down towards the Gauntlet. It's soft and sandy. Silt and mush. Nobody has been on the couse here for some time, and the sand has drifted into and across the turns two to four feet deep.
I rip back towards the truck. The miles fly by. I hit a sand wash, and flat haul balls. It is rough, but I am getting loose. I make quick work of fifteen miles and I am chillin back leaning against the back tire of my truck in the sun.
As I sit there, the Wilson Motorsports prerunner goes by on Shea rd. Fun stuff.

Round two. I head out going the other direction across the wash, and onto another trail. High speed, 5th gear stuff. The trail ends up wider, there are bumps. Stuff you can wheelie through in fifth. I bump in and out of sand washes. End up on a graded road for a few miles, and then jump back into the dez. Rough section, bumps and turns. I am along side the CAP, it's the canal system that runs from the Colorado to Phoenix. The trail is well worn, burms and bumps. I stop at a point overlooking the CAP and under the power lines and look arround. There is alot of dezert out here.
I light it back up, and rip down the trail. It ends abruptly at a CAP crossing. There is a road that continues, so I take that. I rip out that road. and eventually the road narrows into a slot canyon. It has not been graded out here, and it is a combination of sand wash, and clean slick rock. The walls are maybe fifty feet high, and it is a little wider than a pickup in the bottom. The canyon eventually opens up, and there are larger trees. Just about this time there is a closed gate. Damn it.
I loop arround, and pass a little red truck coming into the canyon, they wave like I am a baja racer. I wave back. I take a different trail out of the canyon trying to make a loop. I ride for ten miles or so in a sand wash through the mountains. It finaly spilles out into a straight road with rollers. I haul the mail and am airing out off the tops of some. I come to the pipeline that is a reference point. I chill for a second and collect my bearings. I rip off on a gravel road, and make a big loop and back track to were I started the loop. A few sand washes, and bumb trails later, I come to Shea rd. near my truck. At the same time, a group of :20 bikes, 10 rino's, 8 quads, 2 jeeps, and a couple of buggies makes the intersecion. Kids and grandparents. Zoo City. I duck back into a sand wash and bail away from the group. I am back at my truck in a few. I eat a power bar, and sit on my but for a while. I refill with fuel, and check the fluids. Everything is good. There has been hardly no dust, my air filter is hardly even dirty.

Round three: After a mild rest, I lay out again on a bumped out trail. Trophy trucks make some big holes, and I am lucky that it has been almost a year of them filling up. I hop onto the race course under the powerline, and the roller coaster begins. Super fun trail. Fast and mostly straight. Ups and downs, jumping from bump to bump. The turns are burmed up from years of use. The terrain is fast, rolly, and fun. I come out of the mountains and hit a sand wash for a while. I start to see flagging on the desert bushes. It makes it easy to follow the right trail. I cross the CAP, and run through some more rolling hills. I come out onto another road, and cross back across the CAP. On my left the trail rolls down off the road.
There are four arrows, and a bunch of flagging. Course Marking.
I blaze down down the trail. It is well worn. There is race course marking now, and mile markers. It is a mix of sand and dirt, and I am hauling ass. I come to an interseciton and a sign that says pit 2. I make a right, and blaze down the trail. There is a mix of sand and hard pack. Gravel sand washes, and cross washes. One almost claims my life, but a well placed panic rev, and a little chest into the bars action and I am ok. The trail runs along side a graded gravel road, I think to myself this would be a great place to film. Infact, there are alot of good places to film out here.
I end up on ten miles of graded road in high gear. Which ends abruptly with a left turn onto a powerline road mixed with sand and rock. A few miles later there is a farm in the distance and lots of green. Crazy. All this desert, and then there is this green farm. Crazy. I loop back after pit 3, and cut through a sand wash. I find a ford pickup with two people in it stuck as it gets in the sand wash. I stop and ask if they are ok, they say the are, and that the course markers were coming back to help them later. I bail and back track. My odometer is reading 44 miles, and I am a little nervous about running out of gas. Twenty miles later, I have to switch onto reserve. Nervous.
I light it up back onto the powerline and rail the bumps and corners. I hit the sand wash, and blaze some more graded road. High speed, super fun. A little more desert trail, and I am back at the truck.

Exhausted I strip my gear, and load my stuff. I check the gps, 155mi today. Fun stuff. I roll back through town and make my way home. I pull lunch in Havasu, and I guess it was weirdo day at IN n Out. I grab my food, and eat quick. Kill it, I pull the plug and bail home. Sweet weekned, and New Years Tomorrow.

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